This is part one of a two part series where we ask the question: «Can AI do a better job than CRU?» Here, CRU Storyteller, Kevin Chow, tests ChatGPT’s ability at Brand Storytelling and Naming.
Like everybody else who has a professional background working with copy and text, I’ve got some mild anxieties about the future of my line of work in the age of ChatGPT. My career started a decade ago, working as an editor for online publications and then as a copywriter for ad agencies. With GenAI, we’re seeing creative teams move in-house with copywriting duties increasingly being taken over by ChatGPT.
As a Brand Storyteller at CRU, I don’t do too much traditional copywriting so my work isn’t directly in competition with AI, but I also have seen firsthand how fast things can change. Instead of either burying my head in the sand or sounding the alarms, I decided to conduct a little experiment. Can ChatGPT already replace me? Is it time for me to hang up my Storytelling career or is there actually no replacement for the “real” thing?
In this two part series, we’ll go head to head with ChatGPT and other Gen AI models to see if our clients are better off working with us or the robots. First up, I’ll enter the arena with ChatGPT to see its abilities as a brand storyteller.
Before I dive into the results of this experiment, let’s quickly go over how I conducted it. I took one of our previous branding projects (in this case, One Thousand), gave ChatGPT 4o all the same intel about the client that we had, and used it to go through the entire branding process. I chose One Thousand because it was a comprehensive branding project: from Renaming to Brand Story & Tonality, to a full Visual Identity including logo, colors, and so on. This way, we have a control case that we can compare ChatGPT’s work against in a fair comparison.
To kick things off, I began by briefing my AI Competitor with the same briefing and context that we had when we started the actual project back in 2022. I was also very curious how it would approach all of the tasks and see where the similarities and differences are in our overall approaches. Click below to view our prompt and Chat GPT’s response.
The first results? Not bad! The First Phase closely mirrors our own approach to strategy. If you’ll notice, in the original prompt I hadn’t even mentioned strategy as a phase but it also found it to be an essential step in creating a brand that has actual business impact. It even prioritizes an Alignment Meeting, which we at CRU also think is one of the most important milestones for any branding project. Chapeau Chat, off to a promising start!
Unfortunately for our little experiment we don’t have the time or resources to conduct the strategy phase the GPT way, but I did have a lot of strategic insights from the project that I was able to provide to my AI competitor. With the strategy input fed into it, we set it off onto its first creative task: Naming.
GPT vs. CRU Round One: Brand Naming
CRU has a dedicated approach to Brand Naming that we’ve covered on the blog before, but I wanted to quickly see how ChatGPT would approach it. So I asked it to outline its approach and here’s what it gave me:
This seems like a pretty reasonable approach creatively, and again, not too dissimilar to ours. So, I provided it with as much background information as possible: interview transcripts, answers to a questionnaire, the results of the Alignment Meeting, and all the documents that the client had provided us before. This gave it a really nice (and I think, fair) basis for it to start creating names with.
But before we get into the results, a bit of background from the real project: naming was a big topic for the brand, and one that required a lot of thinking. It’s an emotional process to go through for any brand, and especially one that was already established and operating. We had created an initial round of names:
But none of these names fit the bill. Initially we wanted to keep things a bit closer to the original name so we tried to keep them short, to the point and have a bit of a relation to their sister brand (who we also rebranded). So, I asked chat GPT to come up with a list of names with this same criteria and it gave us these:
I can’t be a totally impartial critic, but I wouldn’t have put any of these names in front of the client. To me, they seem a bit random and not at all evocative of the machine learning consultancy.
But in all fairness, we had two rounds of names in the real project so we gave ChatGPT a second chance too.
This time, I wanted to give it some more creative license and told it to:
«Take a totally different approach, one that makes sense to you.»
And here’s what it came up with:
I can’t speak for you, but I also don’t feel like any of these names are a winner. They are logical and meet the criteria set for it, but they all just feel a bit generic at best, and nonsensical at worst.
In the real project we also encountered similar problems when coming up with the second round of names. When we had to go back to the drawing board we were faced with a freshly blank slate. We scoured all the documents that ChatGPT had for a fresh new take or perspective that could unlock this new name. The take came from a rather unexpected place though.
In one of our first conversations with Tim, CEO of (what was then named) LEAD ML, he had mentioned that the company was setting out to make one thousand machine learning breakthroughs with their clients. This was mentioned in a single line in an email (that, to be fair, I had also fed into ChatGPT). The team had decided together in an offsite that they would come up with one thousand breakthroughs and after that? Well, who knows.
We had randomly stumbled upon this tidbit in our search for inspiration and thought: Just one thousand? In a time when all tech companies—especially those in AI—are talking about scales of things starting in the lower billions, why would these guys just shoot for one thousand? And that’s when it clicked: One Thousand. A number at a human scale, but for people who are experts in machine learning. After all, computers speak in ones and zeroes.
Coming back to our current AI experiment, we also tried to nudge ChatGPT with this little tidbit, saying that maybe we should focus on this whole «one thousand» angle. Here’s what it came up with:
I think I’m going to have to give this round up to the humans. The names that ChatGPT came up with are not entirely bad, but they’re not quite there yet either. Two dimensions we think ChatGPT (at least in its current version) is lacking are:
As a naming companion I don’t quite think it’s a direct replacement for CRU or other branding agencies—at least not yet. I do think it’s on the right track in terms of approach, but its results aren’t great, even with some coaching. If you want to try it for your own company, I would recommend a hybrid approach: of using its recommendations for the process of creating a name, then designing workshops and exercises that can help your team create something that fits better. I wouldn’t use it to outright name a brand, but as a sparring partner and workshop leader to help spark your own creativity.
For the Brand Story I decided to run two tests. Firstly, I wanted to let it choose one of the names it generated from the naming round and then create a story around it. This way I could see how good of a Branding Agency it is with as little human intervention as possible.
Then, just to give it another fair shot at, I also had it create a brand story for the company if it was named One Thousand, so that we could directly compare it with the actual Brand Story.
Let’s first take a look at the GPT Version of the brand. I began by asking it to select one of the names that it created and explain why:
So, Myrio it is. I then asked it to come up with a Brand Story to accompany it. Here it is:
A bit dramatic, Chat. But I do like the «Make it Coun» tagline. Overall it’s not a truly terribly written Brand Story, but not something that would be very useful either. It hits all the beats of a «brand manifesto» style story, but it still feels a bit like it's playing storytelling bingo. With its generic name that isn’t built on an emotionally impactful foundation, it feels rather sterile.
Let’s see its take on the Brand Story if it’s named One Thousand, and compare it side by side with our version.
We didn’t start with a name. We started with a frustration—with the way artificial intelligence is so often presented as magic, as hype, as a silver bullet. Too abstract to be useful, too complex to be trusted, too rare to be real. We believed there was another way. A way rooted in collaboration, momentum, and measurable progress. A way that made AI practical, human, and immediate.
So we gave ourselves a challenge: create one thousand meaningful AI breakthroughs. Not just one big success story, but a thousand moments of forward motion—each one a shift in thinking, a change in process, a better way of working.
That number became our filter, our direction, our name.
One Thousand. It stands for ambition made real. For the belief that transformation doesn’t happen in a flash—it happens in layers, in steps, in signals that build.
Some breakthroughs are small: automating a routine, unblocking a workflow, seeing a pattern for the first time. Others are massive: new products, new capabilities, new futures.
But they all matter. They all count. We work with teams who are ready to move—not because the conditions are perfect, but because they’re done waiting. We bring tools, ideas, and momentum into places where things need to shift. And we do it again. And again. Because one breakthrough is good. But one thousand? That’s how you change the game.
One thousand breakthroughs. One at a time.
One Thousand.
It’s a wonder-full number. To every child it’s awe-inspiring. As it should be. When was the last time you counted up to 1,000?
The Ancient Egyptians considered 1,000 to be a sacred symbol for the beginning of time. Japanese folk mythology says that those who -fold ‹senbazuru›—that is, 1,000 paper cranes—will be granted a wish by the gods.
A wish granted and a new beginning: That’s our story!
Because to our team, 1,000 also has special meaning. We’ve set out to co-create 1,000 Artificial Intelligence breakthroughs with our clients. Why? Because AI is about to transform everything, and we want to make sure the right people are ahead of the curve. Why 1,000? Well, 1,000 is the perfect number for a challenge: big enough to shape this transformation, yet at a scale that we can master.
So, here’s how it works: You bring a willingness to grow and a healthy dose of curiosity. We bring our friendly nerds with brilliance in data science and a love for organizational development. Together we’ll kickstart your AI success.
There are some serious misconceptions about AI floating around: that it’s complicated, costs a fortune, and takes forever. But we are here to prove otherwise. It doesn’t take wizardry to make machines learn, you just have to speak their language. Which is made up of ones and zeroes—as is 1,000.
While we can natively talk to machines, we still speak like humans. Our approach means making sure that every person, from the C-Suite to the ground floor, deeply understands what AI is all about. Not by listening to us, but by coding their own Neural Network in just 60 minutes. Because we’re not just nerds making stuff for other nerds to nerd out on. We’re nerds making stuff for everyone to nerd out on.
In the past we’ve nerded out on everything from workforce allocation to churn prediction, and CO₂ reduction, to helping metal manufacturers fulfill more sustainable orders. But there’s really no limit to what we can do, or whom we can help. Where there is data and a problem that needs fixing, we’ll together find a way to come up with the good stuff: turning pain into pain au chocolat.
Using AI, we leverage your data and build a tailored solution within weeks. But beyond just that one problem solved, we want to help you add AI to your own toolbox for future problems. That’s our definition of a breakthrough: It’s only the beginning of your very own AI success story to level up your business impact one thousandfold. The next chapters will be filled in by you.
To you it’s business value creation. To us it’s that, plus an irresistible adventure —an adventure of learning and creating together, an adventure that we want to do 1,000 times over. It’s a wonderful number, you know. It’s the high score for a game we just made up.
Ready to play?
Welcome to
One Thousand
Your AI Breakthrough Company
I was much more impressed with this result. I still feel attached to the Brand Story that we came up with, but with some fine tuning, the chat version is a serious contender. Compared with the story it created for Myrio, this story has some personality behind it. I suspect that the «One Thousand» narrative gave it some more emotional firepower to chew on and create a more impactful result. It still leans on some cliches, but it also feels a lot closer to something that I would write.
I think that realistically, if I dedicated more time to working with it to refine the story, that ChatGPT’s version of the One Thousand Brand Story could be quite a powerful one. It is already a good companion in storytelling, but it does require your own personal tastes and critical eye in order to achieve a result that feels more original and not boring.
The «Myrio» story feels like it could describe any company. But feeding it a name that had a bit more meat on the bones metaphorically made for an instantly good result. As a creative companion, I think there will be great potential in using it as a storyteller. The trick is in finding a good (and specific) direction to pointing it in.
I’m giving this round to GPT because given some time and effort, it can already deliver some pretty good results. I think if a client were faced with both versions of the story they would be very hard pressed to figure out which one was made by AI and which one was written by us at CRU.
So far, we’re at a draw and I’m actually happy about that. I find there to be a lot of unneeded anxiety about Chat GPT use in copywriting and storytelling these days. It’s a great tool for certain applications, but I think my abilities as a storyteller are still going to serve a purpose, but my job in the future might look very different. Maybe this will mean I’ll have to mediate interactions between AI agents that are hyperspecialized in storytelling, or perhaps coaching clients on how to better utilize the tools. In the meantime, I’ll picture it as a writing companion rather than a competitor.
In Part Two, our Creative Director, Jan, will explore how to use AI to design a Visual Identity and use it as the tie breaker in our experiment.
If you want to use ChatGPT as your own private branding agency we have a couple tips that can make it a bit more useful:
Correct me clearly and explain why.